[NavyWife09]

The good Lord was creating a model for Navy wives and was into his sexth day of overtime when an angel appeared. She said "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What's wrong with the standard model?"
The Lord replied: "Have you seen the specs on this oder? She has to be completely independent, possess the qualities of both father and mother, be a perfect hostess to four or forty with an hour's notice, run on black coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully, even if she pregnant and has the flu, and she must to willing to move to a new location ten times in seventeen years. And oh, yes, she must have six pairs of hands."
The angel shook her head, "Six pairs of hands? No way."
The Lord continued, "Don't worry, we will make other Navy wives to help her. And we will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband's achievements, sustain the pain of separations, beat soundly when it is overworked and tired, and be large enough to say, 'I understand' when she doesn't, and say 'I love you,' regardless.
" Lord," said the angel, touching his arm gently, "Go to bed and get some rest. You can finish tomorrow."
"I can't stop now," the Lord said, "I am so close to creating something unique. Already this model heals herself when she is sick, can put up six unexpected guests for the weekend, wave goodbye to her husband from a pier, a runway, or depot, and understand why it's important that he leave."
The angel circled the model of the Navy waife, looked at it closely and sighed, "it looks fine, but it's too soft."
" She might look soft," replied the Lord, "but she has the strength of a lion. You would not believe what she can endure."
Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the Lord's creation. "There's a leak," she announced. "Something is wrong with the construction. I am not surprised that it has cracked. You are trying to put too much into this model."

The Lord appeared offended at the angel's lack of confidence. "What you see is not a leak. It's a trear." He replied
"A tear? What is it there for?" asked the angel.
The Lord said, "It's for joy, sadness, pain, disappointment, loneliness,pride, and dedication to all the values that she and her husband hold dear."
"You are a genius!" exclaimed the angel.

The Lord looked puzzled and replied, "I didn't put it there."

[Goldfish]

This is always nice to see.

I first say this back in 1990 I think, Ann Landers. And it was titled The Military Wife.

[Muddy Army Wife]

I have that poem on a plaque I got for Mother's Day last year. It is packed away somewhere in the house of the unpacked boxes from last summer :sadeyes